The Giants followed their first touchdown in 24 drives with one of the worst two-point conversion attempts you'll ever see

What, and I can't stress this next part enough, the hell was that?

I'll admit that the Giants are on the small TV in the Casa de Clem tonight with no sound because it's playing World Series baseball, NBA games, NHL games and about 800000000 other options that I'd rather have on that would see on the big screen about this dog shit franchise.

So I was admittedly confused when it emerged that the Giants wouldn't be using the kicking unit to score the extra point. I assumed there was an obvious analytics number that said the Giants had to go for 2, even though they scored their first touchdown in about 2 FULL GAMES and Brian Daboll had the perfect play ready as the Giants were clearly in the end zone They had to get ahead, which they couldn't get into on 24 drives in a row.

Instead, we got something in God's name, to which the good people of Manningcast responded exactly as you'd expect.

I have a million reasons to hate the Giants right now. But making sure my sweet Elisha is totally freaking out on live TV, Eli Face, is awesome (until their next big fuck-up, which I'm sure they're cooking up as I write this blog).

Of course, this is the ONLY play where the Giants don't commit an illegal substitution. Truly the most dubious franchise ever the NFL new York my life at the moment. On the bright side, at least they didn't sneak their stud wide receiver away from their own 4 on the dumbest play we've seen since the 3rd-and-9 QB.

Obligatory shout-out to the play everyone at home was thinking about as they watched the abortion unfold live:

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