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Taylor Mathis and her breasts are now the focus of crypto drama & Men Are Mad

Guys, it's Friday, you've worked hard for 60 hours this week and the only thing you want to do now is catch up on the latest internet gossip while sipping a few cold ones for lunch before you go Work your ass off for a few hours and then go home.

I won't go too deep into the drama surrounding “Walking Bet's” Taylor Mathis, but I wanted to touch on it because it's been all the rage for the last 24 hours.

According to internet analysts, Mathis and her breasts are now at the center of what they call crypto shenanigans, and now these guys are convinced she's going to jail and the Feds are going to take her to court for fraud.

These guys, who have been fascinated by Taylor's breasts for about six months, say she tricked them with a meme coin crypto scam by telling them to buy her $TAYLOR coin only to cash out and leave the bag in their hand.

Here's how it all works ALLEGEDLY played as broken down by @Tyler_Did_Itwho unconditionally says that he is not a lawyer:

-Degens makes a TAYLOR coin based on her model

-You contact her and she agrees to promote the token for 2% of the supply (20 million tokens).

– TAYLOR crosses $6 million market cap in just 3 days after token support. – The TAYLOR token then falls on the week, falling below $1.5 million. Then last night,

-Taylor dumps her full 2% stack for 95 SOL ($16,000), putting the token back under $100,000 mc. -She posts “Yeah, the crypto thing isn't for me lol” on I'll donate the money to a toy fund (now deleted)

-Then later last night their wallet bought back 34 million tokens for $9,000

-The TAYLOR token begins to rally as people find out. -She starts posting in response to an Ansem tweet about her repurchases, saying, “Great narration right, the lore is crazy.”

Now the boys are screaming that Taylor Mathis is a fraud and is going to jail for scamming them out of money, blah, blah, blah

I can't stop laughing at the possibility of Taylor and her breasts allegedly scamming men out of their money with a meme coin. In short, it's pretty much 2024.

Guys who love boobs bouncing around on their phones in 4K are pissed that Taylor made a few bucks off a meme coin and it's infuriating them.

It's a story as old as time.

Just think of what must have been going through Al Gore's mind when he invented the Internet.

One day there will be a big-breasted woman scamming horny men out of a digital currency called TAYLOR Coin and they'll be screaming “SECURITIES FRAUD” on a message board owned by a nerd named Elon who can't stop cheating on women impregnate race to repopulate the world.

Absurd.

Taylor Mathis is one of the best things to happen to the internet in 2024 after Paige Spiranac went off to make money on Only Paige and another paid social media app

As OutKick founder Clay Travis has always said, he only believes in two things: boobs and the First Amendment. They have never abandoned him and should be protected at all costs.

In this case they scream: SHE'S A FRAUDULENT!!!! Let boobs cloud their judgment and if it costs them money, that's on them. It's not the first time in world history that breasts cost men a lot of money.

Remember a football coach named Mike Price who ended up in a strip club in Pensacola and lost his job at Alabama?

Breasts caused this.

Hugh Freeze was accused of making at least 12 calls to escort services while at Ole Miss. He allegedly used a school phone to make these calls.

And OnlyFans generated $6.6 in revenue in 2023.

Boobs did that.

Let this be a lesson to you as you drink your midday beers and the alcohol begins to talk. Believe in boobs, but don't start complaining if boobs separate you from your money.

It's just business 101.

By Vanessa

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